Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies courtesy of my friend Karin who has no blog even though she has a super cute kid she should be showing off!!

1. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

2. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink. It All Goes To The Same Place Anyway.

3. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Even George Washington Did This! Remember To Use A Timer.

4. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

5. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

6. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape.
If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

7. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

Daily Thought:

Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.

Sorry no photos. I've been a slacker photographer and I'm quite tired but still have to watch Bones and Criminal Minds (surely you don't expect me to let them languish overnight on the Tivo) and probably read some of my book before I can hit the sack because I'd lay awake thinking I MUST know what's happening with JJ and that hottie New Orleans detective --- and yet the first 2 episodes of the season failed to address this subject. AND tomorrow is the CSI premeire --- I so hope Gary Dourdan is done with heroin and Warrick will continue on the show. I'm still holding out hope for a romance with Catherine.

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