For Superbowl I made yummy Tex Mex dip which resulted in a lovely avocado pit. It seemed to be calling for continued purpose in life.
We have inserted the toothpicks for support to suspend the pit over water in hopes of getting some sprouts.
It says 10 days in a warm place or up to 5 weeks. I put it under the microwave vent to get some hot air circulation, so we'll see if that counts as "warm"--we may be in for a long haul. But Reese thought jabbing in the toothpicks was pretty fun!